Ivan

There once was a cat named ivan
and he thought he was the shit
then came one day with and we wanted to play
but all he could do was sit
it wasnt his fault so much as the fact
he had a big problem called loads of fat

summer came along
and his owners were gone
so with no place to stay he made his way
to Wisconsin as a last resort
he got to the door and to his abhor
a coyote was there to tap dat'

The moral you see is
Ivan's making a plea
Someone oh someone
Please take me.