“An Ode, in various capacities, to Boston, Women, the UN and the 2008 US Presidential Election”, or “McCain no vote for you no more”

Oh, we gonna get together real soon,
More you n’ me than Bahn ki Moon,
Red Bones gimme brisket, Adam’s rib gave us women, but men still owe Her,
Confusing Adams apple displayed by Anne Coulter,
Typing on my Apple, pass the roaster,
‘bout six pieces raisin bread up in the toaster.
Bit an apple and we ended up here, how you like them apples?
Must taste good, cause presidential caucuses up in the chapels,
Hilary, can’t get down with her cause she’s opportunistic,
Q: “What politician isn’t” Okay, true, but get this:
Tight with Sen. Brownback, they Royal cozy,
Tight with immigration like her name was Sarkozy,
And, no doubt, I admit she’s a smart cookie, Hilary,
So be a woman: push the ban on handheld artillery,
Despite her new buddies, truly she’s still polarizing like Rayban,
And Red folks? That a joke? Support a marriage between gay-ban?
And did I really read about intelligent design? Come on, please.
Teach the children about the civil union birds and the bees,
Dug the bold statements by a few republican candidates,
Respect to their new found campaign irrelevance,
Great plan: condoms and sex-ed < abstinence, makes perfect sense!
And lapses in the greater come at no medical expense! (wait…)

To be continued?