Friday, May 4, 2007

Lessons from the Motherland

---------- Forwarded message ----------

You MUST read these out loud-
(preferably with a Chinese accent)

* That's not right ................Sum Ting Wong
* Are you harboring a fugitive?....Hu Yu Hai Ding
* See me ASAP......................Kum Hia Nao
* Small Horse .....................Tai Ni Po Ni
* Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan
* I think you need a face lift ...Chin Tu Fat
* It's very dark in here .........Wao So Dim
* I thought you were on a diet ..Wai Yu Mun Ching
* This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King
* Our meeting is next week ......Wai Yu Kum Nao
* Staying out of sight ..........Lei Ying Lo
* He's cleaning his automobile ..Wa Shing Ka
* Your body odor is offensive ...Yu Stin Ki Pu

2 comments:

Stephen said...

pause...pausing...what to say...we agree that chinese is the most entertaining language on the planet....we (emilia and I) thought that at first the sentences were real...ha...have fun hiking babe. love.

patrick said...

first i skipped it cause i caint speak chinaman