nothing rhymes with awkward
so this poem will not rhyme.
in the mailroom, hello
becomes "what are you doing?"
"you mean, what am i working on?"
"uh yeah"
"stuff"
"ok"
"i'm sorry, what's your name"
"i work in fundraising. i got a job offer"
"oh, here? congrats!"
"no"
"oh, well congrats anyway"
"ok, see you around"
poems can be literal too.